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Each of us keeps, battened down inside himself, a sort of lunatic giant; impossible socially, but full scale; and it's the knockings and battering we sometimes hear in each other that keep our banter from utter banality.

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From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

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