What’s so hard about love? You simply grab the other’s hand and refuse to let go.
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
It's so cheap to just release a movie. You can do it by yourself if you have to. Put in on the Internet, if you have to. It's. . . I don't care anymore. It's what I do. I feel like, until now, I just do pilots. It doesn't bother me. It's just about the experience. I get to learn.
Shame has poor memory.
Like getting into a bleeding competition with a blood bank.
Renouncing the worldly pleasures is a comfort for both the human heart and body.