The recurrence of fundamentals is essential to perpetuity.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Above all, train hard, eat light, and avoid TV and people with negative attitudes.
In short: if one has nothing of value to say, only that which is impure defilement, avoid them. They are masters of the dark. Of no use.
Every game in the NFL is important.
If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.