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I cannot find language of sufficient energy to convey my sense of the sacredness of private integrity.

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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

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When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

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