One of the most terrible feelings in the world is knowing that someone else doesn't like you. Especially when you don't know what you've done to deserve it.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Love is all about. . . whistles.
The mountains are beautiful but they are not worth dying for.
Sir John Hall was a multi-millionaire when I came back to Newcastle. With all the players I've bought, I'm trying to make him just an ordinary millionaire.
You know he can't save you, right? In the real world, that guy right there. . . he can't save you.
A lot of people consider my books to be straightforward, but I think that I write from atmosphere to atmosphere rather than from event to event.