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I can't make every decision for you. I don't have 14 timeouts. You guys got to get together and talk

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Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

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I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

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Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

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Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause. . . There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!

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You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

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It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

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