I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck … - Emo Philips - Quotesmemo.com

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And the dream we were conceived in will reveal a joyful face. . . and the world we once believed in will shine again in grace. Then why do we keep strangling life wound this Earth, crucify its soul. Though it's plain to see, this world is heavenly. We could be God's glow. . . Heal the world.

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Emo Philips

I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.

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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

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They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

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I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

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I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

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I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

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