You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

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I was born from nothing and to nothing I will return. And yet, when i say the word nothing, when i admit, at last, 'I am nothing,' i feel mysteriously like something again, ground zero, genesis, the pull of possibilities.

Phyllis Diller

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

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