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Really, I do not know whether my paintings are surrealist or not, but I do know that they are the frankest expression of myself.

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I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.

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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

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They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

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I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

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I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

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I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

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