His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
An important art of politicians is to find new names for institutions which under old names have become odious to the public.
Health doesn't analyze itself, nor does it look at itself in the mirror. Only we sick people know something about ourselves.
I thank God that you know the art of tearing yourself apart - I mean the way to humble yourself truly by recognizing and realizing your faults. You are right in believing yourself to be as you describe and to be most unsuitable for any kind of duty; it is on this foundation that Our Lord will base the execution of His plans for you.
The quickest way to learn about a new place is to know what it dreams of.