An antique is anything old with class.
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
the science of tomorrow is the supernatural of today.
I found out what the secret to life is - friends. Best friends.
No matter how good or experienced, he [Sehwag] can kill your attitude.
I hope we left you with something to put under your pillows.