I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).
I like the idea of being a youngish parent. So I've got energy to play football even though they'll be better than me by the time they're four.
To be a visionary, all you have to do is make decisions based off of your eyes instead of your ears and your memory.
The aspect of American society is animated, because men and things are always changing; but it is monotonous, because all the changes are alike.
Better is a book than a well built house.