There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what I like to call making muffins of us, muffins all like every other muffin in the muffin tin. This is the limited universe, the drying dissipating universe that we can help our children to avoid by providing them with ‘explosive material capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly'.
When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time.
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling. " "No you won't, nut muffin!
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning.
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins. . . and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
You still haven’t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) ‘Yeah, right. He still hadn’t eaten his boots either, and he’d rather feast on one of them than that thing in her hand. ’ (Talon)
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head.
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it.
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.