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At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

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Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

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No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

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He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

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Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

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I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

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