I've never been lost, but I've been a mite bewildered for a few days.
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
How can you not love a man banging on the drums? He knows how to keep a rhythm.
We cannot prove that there is no God, but we can safely conclude the He is very, very improbable indeed.
Twenty-eight years in business and you understand the importance of problem solving and the importance of efficiency, because if you don't become efficient, you don't run a business well, and you are out of business. And I think some of those principles could be applied to leadership in Washington.
The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. " Ray Kroc "If some of today's leaders don't relearn the value of a smile, they'll be unable to fire up others' ability to find real enjoyment in their work.