Having my daughter I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception. - Joan Rivers - Quotesmemo.com

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Joan Rivers

Having my daughter I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

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Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

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I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep. '.

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P. J. O'Rourke

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The complexity of economics can be calculated mathematically. Write out the algebraic equation that is the human heart and multiply each unknown by the population of the world.

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An editorial writer might consult a reporter to see what she thinks, if it is what she covers. But they are entirely independent.

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The thing that's good about Hip Hop is that it has experimented with a lot of different sounds and music.

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Jeff Sessions

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I've had very little negative pushback. I think people in the Senate know that I have believed, for a number of years, and have been outspoken that we need to listen to what the American people are telling us, and we need to focus more on the well-being of people who make lower wages, $50,000 and below.

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