I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair. - Steve Martin

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I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

Steve Martin

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

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