Nothing that has been thought can ever be taken back
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
For him the universe did not extend beyond the circumference of her petticoat.
I don't like the looks of it,' said the King: 'however, it may kis my hand, if it likes. ' 'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
One seldom loves people for their virtues.