Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
I decided at 15 that I didn't want to be one of those artists that gets up and sings love songs they don't mean. I decided that I was going to be me to the fullest extent, that my songs were going to reflect relationships I've had, things I've been through, and even the stuff I'm embarrassed about.
Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
It's one of my favorite times of day. I'll have an array of notes, things that I want to think about. Something will start to take shape, and I'll play around with it. It's not usually an intense time. It's sort of a playful time. But it's when some really good thoughts arise.
The trouble with water-and there is trouble with water-is that they're not making any more of it. They're not making any less, mind, but no more either. There is the same amount of water in the planet now as there was in prehistoric times.