God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot … - Billy Sunday

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I will not step down, I will not resign,. . . I will work to the end of my term in office under the constitution. In the year 2000, there will be presidential elections under the constitution and I will not run in those elections.

Billy Sunday

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

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If you are a stranger to prayer, you are a stranger to the greatest source of power known to human beings.

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Sinners cannot find God for the same reason that criminals cannot find a policeman: They aren't looking!

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One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake.

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I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

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William P. Young

Grace doesn't depend on suffering to exist, but where there is suffering you will find grace in many facets and colors.

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Donald Michael Kraig

To all my friends, readers, and students: I apologize for not being able to write you directly, however the God and Goddess have given me new challenges to face. Upon hearing of all the support you are giving me, I am unimaginably grateful. I have no doubt that while there will be challenges to come, the God and Goddess will not be bringing me to the Summerland anytime soon. In perfect love and in perfect trust, Donald Michael Kraig

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Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes it is extremely good for you to forget that there is anything in the world which needs to be done, and to do some particular thing that you want to do. Every human being needs a certain amount of time in which he can be peaceful.

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William Butler Yeats

The Mask "Put off that mask of burning gold With emerald eyes. " "O no, my dear, you make so bold To find if hearts be wild and wise, And yet not cold. " "I would but find what's there to find, Love or deceit. " "It was the mask engaged your mind, And after set your heart to beat, Not what's behind. " "But lest you are my enemy, I must enquire. " "O no, my dear, let all that be, What matter, so there is but fire In you, in me?"

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Boris Yeltsin

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