I am patient with my needs, kind with my words, and respectful of my soft places.
Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation. ' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
There's got to be something that you can do that will not just be a nice honor to the play, or the book, or the movie you're dealing with, but some aspect that maybe can explore something that the play couldn't do.
When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.
Both formerly and now, it is only suffering that I describe, and the cessation of suffering.
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.