Learning is not done to you, it is something you choose to do.
FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
I think people are finally realising that women are interesting and more interesting the older they get. But it's taken a while for that realisation to happen.
Whoever wishes to go down a long path, must learn that the first lesson is to overcome early disappointments.
Extravagant love is never wasted.
How often a new affection makes a new man! The sordid, cowering soul turns heroic. The frivolous girl becomes the steadfast martyr of patience and ministration, transfigured by deathless love. The career of bounding impulses turns into an anthem of sacred deeds.