You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil. com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.
All women are not Helen, I know that, but have Helen in their hearts.
A tree forms itself in answer to its place and the light. Explain it how you will, the only thing explainable will be your explanation. ” Sabbaths 1999 IV
The only place we can find a clear, unmistakable message is in the Word of God, which we call the Bible.