You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it.
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Long patience and application saturated with your heart's blood-you will either write or you will not-and the only way to find out whether you will or not is to try.
It is very hard to separate one's self from a character. Sometimes the people closest to me have to be very understanding.
Our problems are not with the data, itself, but arise from our interpretation of the data.
The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.