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I don't know how many serious Christians exist here in America, but the Japanese, the younger generation is leaving the Buddhist religion mentality behind.

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

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