Do you have any toy train schedules? - Steven Wright

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When you undergo a visionary experience, what you are really doing is blowing your socially conditioned, 20th century, hive mind and allowing your brain to, literally, come to its senses.

Steven Wright

Do you have any toy train schedules?

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