Humility means one does not impose his conceptions upon others and he is fully dependent on the mercy of the Lord.
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me. " On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
London is one of the most civilised places in the world for the procedure of making architecture and urban design.
However muted its present appearance may be, sexual dominion obtains nevertheless as perhaps the most pervasive ideology of our culture and provides its most fundamental concept of power
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Only practical work and experience lead the young to maturity.