I'm finally dating. It's fun.
Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.
If man could apply half the ingenuity he’s exhibited in the creation of weapons to more sensible ends, there’s no limit to what he might yet accomplish
What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?
Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.
The superhero genre speaks to a vast swath of humanity these days, and studios are in the business of constantly renewing their money-printing licenses. I sense we're nearing a saturation point with some of these icons, where it becomes more about the action figures and Happy Meals than it does the mythological heartbeat of the core ideas.
I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.
Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.
There is a natural limit to the success we wish our friends, even when we have spurred them on their way.
You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot, live in a coed dorm, have a girl. But you couldn't have a. . . hot plate!