The world, which took six days to make, is likely to take us six thousand years to make out.
You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot, live in a coed dorm, have a girl. But you couldn't have a. . . hot plate!
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D. C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there.
A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.
I vaguely remember doing [all my] photo sessions, but definitely there were some surprises there for me.
I didn’t write the rules. Why would I follow them?
We have a lot of problems in this country. It's going to put pressure on the budget and we're going to have to make some hard decisions. But the decisions we make are to prioritize the middle class.
I have a head for heights it's true, but no stomach for the depths. Strange then to have plumbed so many.