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Hanks' ideology first came into our zone shortly after 9<br>11, when he criticized me for asking Hollywood telethon stars to become more aggressive in getting the money to 9<br>11 families.

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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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