Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.

Popular Topics
I Miss You, Stage, Motor, Wisdom, Snows, Soccer, Light, Creative, Butterfly, Nice, Organization, Education, Kindly, Quite, Enthusiast, Secret, Town, Night, Angry, America, Dress, Philosophy, Guru, Justice, I Like You, Jesus, House, Path Of Love, Heart, Alien, Willing, Private Life, Kids, Life Is Good, Today, Things, Relationships, Poor, Life Is Like, Music, Inspiring, Identity, Impossible, Humble, Poet, Journey, Feeling, Diamond, Fitness, Passive
Rodney Dangerfield

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

Bulls, Eye, Funny, Humor, Son, Year
Same Author Quotes

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Beauty, Crazy, Funny, Okay, Told

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

Dead, Dog, Play, Roll, Wife

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Finger, Know, Mouths, Sticks, Ugly

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Funny, Kid, Moved, Moving, Parents, Pregnancy

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Cook, Dental Floss, Floss, Kitchen, Roaches, Wife
Similar Quotes