Honestly, the most uncomfortable thing for me is my level of incompetence is uncomfortable.
I've always find that Aussies and Vancouver-ites in general just have a similar kind of attitude.
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.
I don't expect success. I prepare for it.
The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.
When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.
I don't like it, to be honest, when politicians make a big thing of their religious beliefs, so I don't make a big thing of it.
Going against the tide has never been difficult for me. It wasn't even a conscious decision but the natural consequence of following my own instinct.
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
Don't give a speech. Put on a show.