A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
I'm not so arrogant to think I'm the only guide someone needs. . . but I might be the guide that someone needs.
I am a trained professional liar. Do not read me as a textbook.
Civilization did not come with fire. It came with the discovery of how to use fire to heat water.
Clever's not enough to hold me - I want characters who are more than devices to be moved about for Effect.
Manhattan in the morning is a living stream of Purpose; everyone's got a place to be and a problem on their mind. That doesn't mean it's and unfriendly place -- just busy and preoccupied. Personally, I love it. I'm a social creature but there are times and places you just don't want to do more than grunt at your fellow human being.
Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.
God has to nearly kill us sometimes, to teach us lessons.
I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom.
It is because everything must come to an end that everything is so beautiful.
I always feel like my book is a success when I see a child reading it, and they have their pointer finger out, and they kind of keep their place as they look all around the page. I've always been impressed by how children are so observant.