Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow
All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.
I know that great gifts come at a price, and that not all talent inspires admiration.
The rationale which accompanies that imposition of male authority euphemistically referred to as 'the battle of the sexes' bears a certain resemblance to the formulas of nations at war, where any heinousness is justified on the grounds that the enemy is either an inferior [part of the] species or really not human at all.
The earth continues to go round, whether it's the man who kills the tiger or the tiger who eats the man. The stronger asserts his will, it's the law of nature. The world doesn't change; its laws are eternal.
I never killed anyone because it wasn't necessary. I could have killed.