Reality can be entered through the main door or it can be slipped into through a window, which is much more fun.
After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Marriage is not for me. I tell you that I am Blank Verse. I am talent, and I do not rhyme with Love. I am talent and I do not rhyme with man.
In many cases, ignorance is a good thing : the mind retains its freedom of investigation and does not stray along roads that lead nowhither, suggested by one's reading. I have experienced this once again. . . . Yes, ignorance can have its advantages; the new is found far from the beaten track.
God Never Compares You To Anyone Else. He Loves You As You Are.
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!