I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.
A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
Cheryl Cole got malaria. . . well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything
when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'
90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves
people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big
There is no great fun, satisfaction, or joy derived from doing something that's easy.
Staying focused on a project or plan is one of the most difficult challenges we face. There is always the house to clean, calls to make, laundry to fold, deadlines to meet. Actually, there is only one thing that keeps us from our goals - lack of focus. And very often, lack of focus is caused by fear.
Cowards shrink from toil and peril, Vulgar souls attempt and fail; Men of mettle, nothing daunted, Persevere till they prevail.
I always complain because I'm old now and everything hurts.