Cheryl Cole got malaria. . . well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything
when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'
people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big
Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves
A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
Jeff Tweedy
Robert Crais
Shorty Rogers
Bonnie Greer
Arden Cho
Lazarus of Bethany
Kurt Schmoke
Hikaru Nakamura
Patrick J. Adams
Murray Warmath
Jean Rhys
Ethan Gilsdorf