90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves - Sean Lock

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I've done my job extremely well. My only beef is that a lot of people have put their fingers in whatever I've done and tried to screw it up, and I've always resented that.

Sean Lock

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

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