Sometimes facing opportunity is like staring at the knees of a giraffe.
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe. " What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.
This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebushes, giraffes, and humans.
People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow.
Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.
I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.
I stay higher than giraffe pussy
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
My childhood was really comfortable and secure, but school was a nightmare. I was a lot taller than the other girls and they called me Gitte the giraffe.
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Africa - You can see a sunset and believe you have witnessed the Hand of God. You watch the slope lope of a lioness and forget to breathe. You marvel at the tripod of a giraffe bent to water. In Africa, there are iridescent blues on the wings of birds that you do not see anywhere else in nature. In Africa, in the midday heart, you can see blisters in the atmosphere. When you are in Africa, you feel primordial, rocked in the cradle of the world.
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.
NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits.
Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.
