I must have been a koala in my past life.
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life.
I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.
You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.