Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
The reason I started officially learning to cook was because when I first got pregnant, I had to face the sad fact that I didn't even know how to boil an egg.
One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Going through that traumatic time of being heartbroken and then being pregnant turned my whole life upside down and inside out and just knocked the wind out of me. But I got so much out of that.
When you're pregnant, things-at least for me-get very sincere and very wholesome, and it's about family, and singing becomes about warmth.
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.
You can't walk two steps without seeing a pregnant teen.
My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant. '
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News.
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.
I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.
All the really pretty girls get pregnant.
The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting!
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Doesn't matter whether it's a teen girl who's pregnant, hasn't told her parents, or an elderly couple dealing with one of them being diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Those are real people to me. Those are the people I dealt with every single day.
A lot of the girls I grew up with were pregnant by the time they were 16. I just was lucky.
It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.