The person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins.
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
We have changed. We are no longer, as I said, bipedal monkeys. We are instead a kind of cybernetic coral reef of organic components and inorganic technological components.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.
One of the major hobbies in South Florida is keeping animals that no sane person would want to keep. One of those is snakes. They usually get them when they're small, and when they get too big, they let them go. But there are also people with monkeys, lions, tigers. And they all get away, eventually.
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like.
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.
Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have known! Moreover, I wish to assure both of you that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys. " he paused and winked. "I didn't actually see any, so I never got the chance.
We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.
I’m just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain.
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave.
Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.