Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.
Working with any actor is like working with a monkey.
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.
Iran launches monkey into space
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened.
I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Everybody knows that fanaticism is religion caricatured; bears, indeed, about the same relation to it that a monkey bears to a man; yet, with many, contempt of fanaticism is received as a sure sign of hostility to religion.
With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that's actually hazardous.
I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey. . .
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.
f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.