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Harland Williams

Harland Reesor Williams (born November 14, 1962) is a Canadian actor, comedian, author, artist, musician and radio personality.

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Animation wasn't my love, but drawing was. I loved drawing, and when it came time to graduate from high school, I looked around and it was like, "Wow, I don't really want to study math. I don't really want to study science. I don't really want to study literature. Is there a place where I can go and draw cartoons?"

Cartoons, Drawing, Literature, Looked, Math, School

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Acting, Cartoon, Comedy, Create, Fun, Laughter

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

Artist, Canada, Comedian, Comedians, Comedic, Perspective

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this as silly as possible. " In fact, sometimes I get the most enjoyment out of a sketch that plays very real - and it's so real that it's just funny.

Love, Real, Silly, Thinking

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

Funnier, Head, Monkeys, Think, Thinking, Would Be

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

Amazing, Control, Enough, Panic, People, Trust

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

Cities, Goes On, Opening, Schedules, Shows

I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

Boys, Character, Recorder, Tape, Turn, Voice

I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.

Having, Jumping, People, Sex

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

Eye, Eyes, Living, Organisms, Pumpkin, Triangles

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

Hate, Kids, Nice, Someplace

Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes. " You can let your mind believe anything.

Believe, Look, Looks, Mind, Use

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

Cities, City, Grew, Grew Up, Guy, Guys

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

Binge Watching, Days, Life, Netflix, Three

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Flower, Garden, Know, Ladybug, Maybe, Thinking

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Leading, Opposed, Sketch, Sometimes, Thing, Things I Love