All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
The one thing I can't get enough of is boxing. I love sparring in the ring or just doing the training, and it's easily one of the most effective ways of keeping off fat.
Fat gives things flavor.
I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones.
He liked books if they were books of information and had pictures of grain elevators or of fat foreign children doing exercises in model schools.
In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Better to starve free than be a fat slave
Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.
Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid
You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.
What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?
I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.
Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.
I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.
We have no butter. . . but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.