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Roseanne Barr Biography

Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born November 3, 1952) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and television producer. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the hit television sitcom Roseanne (1988–1997; 2018). She won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. It was announced in 2017 that an eight episode revival of the show will air in 2018. Barr had crafted a "fierce working-class domestic goddess" persona in the eight years preceding her sitcom and wanted to do a realistic show about a strong mother who was not a victim of patriarchal consumerism.

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We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

Sick, Love And Marriage

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

Fat, Girl, Know, Thought, Trying, Weight

I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!

Church, Common Sense, Religions, Right, Simply, Three

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Holocaust, Jews, Raised, Socialist, Zionist

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Body, Donahue, Men, Parallel, Park, Parks

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

Arabs, Bills, Israel, Pay, Prime, Simply

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Believe, Increase, Space, Trying, Women

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most.

Acorn, Hurt, Jobs, New Orleans, Organizing, People

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

College, Election, Needs, Votes

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

Cursed, Funny Relationship, Men, Valentines Day, Women

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Time, Women, Humor, Complain, Think

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

Apparel, Emphasis, Funny, Running, War, World

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

Actually, Conservative, Vegas

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Cleaning, Funny Relationship, House, Riding, Vacuum, Worry

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Artist, Beat, Listening, Nerd, Nerds, Times

Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who can't teach gym become experts. That's who we look to for answers these days-the people telling you how to make your marriage work. Men telling women how to raise their self-esteem. The only thing that cures everything is talking to people who have the same problem you do. The rest is just a moneymaking bullshit scheme that some asshole is getting rich on.

Bullshit, Make, Men, Scheme, Self Esteem, Talking

No government in the Middle East is innocent. Wars make the stock market go up, so no one in America is innocent either, nor anyone anywhere where capitalism reigns.

America, Anywhere, Government, Innocent, War

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Say, Seriously, Should, Turning, Wells, Writing

When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and he said a prayer for me but nothing happened. The second day she called the Mormons, and they said a prayer for me and my face was healed, so my whole life was going around as a Jew who was giving talks in Mormon churches about being healed by the Mormons.

Day, Face, Giving, Mom, Prayer

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Hysterical, Roar, Tape, Thinking, Watches

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