I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.
Value yourself for what the media doesn't - your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool, whatever. So long as it's not just valuing yourself for your ability to look hot in a bikini and be available to men, it's an improvement.
My body wasn't made to look good in a string bikini. It was made to feed and nurture a child.
I think my first bikini, I was four and it was polka dotted and I had a big belly and I looked dashing.
Would like to join me? (Astrid) I think I’d look strange in a bikini. (Zarek) Was that a joke? Can it be you made a real joke? (Astrid) Yeah, I must be possessed or something. (Zarek)
Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself.
Confidence: It's the difference between the girl with the perfect body in a one-piece bathing suit, pulling at it and thinking she's not thin enough or doesn't have big enough boobs - and the girl who people call a bit overweight, but meanwhile, she's wearing a bikini and guys are saying, "God, she's sexy. " It all has to do with how you feel about yourself - it's about projecting the attitude, I'm OK with who I am.
It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Medical statistics are a little bit like a bikini: what they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
My bikini, a pair of black high heels and a pair of comfortable jeans.
It's really intimidating to go on the beach in a bikini.
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
Some people might only recognize me half naked in my bikini and bra!
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing.
