It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
Sometimes love can be so wrongLike a fat man in a thong.
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you're wrinkled.
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.