There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.
Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory. ’ (Danger)
I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.
You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.
There's a nice clear difference between real protection (wash your hands, or wear a condom) and the fake protection offered by institutions which often come, finally and sadly, to be much too interested first of all in protecting their own power.
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.
If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.
I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts.
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS. So to just throw a bunch of condoms over to Africa and say, here, we're helping you with AIDS, is just going to further the spread of AIDS over there.
