The media is Obama's scandal condom.
You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.
President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested. ” Isn't that a condom ad?
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.
I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.
I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
There's a nice clear difference between real protection (wash your hands, or wear a condom) and the fake protection offered by institutions which often come, finally and sadly, to be much too interested first of all in protecting their own power.
You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!
There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralization, a first assumption of responsibility.
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
